its a flash back from the night before. hes tossing and turning in bed. the flash backs are how shitty he feels and cant remeber anything. to images of the computer screen, web cam model, russian wife, order a tiger, Hes starting to wake up, he feels a little bit of dread. he remembers the fight he had with his new wife. her yelling and throwing her ring at him, or slamming the door and walking out. (doesnt actually take off ring) says it wasnt nice enough she deservers better with all the money he has. shes offended.
He slams the door, and starts drinking heavily. Hes in a nice condo. obviously has a lot of money.
man mid 40s.
he condo is modern fancy, has neat toys.
he gets up out of his bed, and looks around. the TV is on, news report. Twitter news- Millionare donates money to foundation- is in the tiles at the bottom the screen. His computer is on a weird site that he bought something, his wallet c is sittin out.
He gets really worried.
Flashes towards buying weird things. Texting peoeople/
Hes really smart. and figures things out.
He texted the university department about starting a program for ---Raising0 fish?---
etc.
The blinds open, hes in NY a busy city. Hes still recovering.
He looks at his phone, his heart jumps/
100 missed calls, text messages Twitter nnotifications. MIssed calls from his wifF.
Then it sets in.
goes back to night before- drunken depressed stupor- donates 600,million to save the "??" foundation.
He freaks out.
Turns on the news,
realzies what is going on.
checks his bank acct
----0-----
has a freak out
place is a mess.
dread.
Intro-
calls his bff.
or brother
has conversation- brother hangs up.
texts ill be right over.
Friend messages-- still good for lunch at ---Fancy resturant?--"
checks wallet- nothing
checks bank act again - nothing
looks for credit card-
cant find it'
(wife took it)
Asks brother to borrow money.
Brother laughs.
etransfers him $50 bucks.
Come on that cant buy me a starter,
brother seriously???? LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING???
Sends him $500--
man emily just found out shes having twins and gavin is dropped out university- cost extra to get in, third mortgage on other house while crazy daughter is partying college.
ANd then wife has all this expensive stuff00 and his job, is stressful- banking but not super high up.
lives close, drives to brothers house.
More flash backs,
Then further into the night.
Sees his weak self, torment his non exsitant smart self.
OH yeah think youre all mr wonderful.
well how wonderful are you if you cant even keep a GF?
Shows him giving up, losing hope. emotional ups and downs. histarical. then rediculous. then angry. then happy, then sad. then crazy.
gets into the evening and his clearly covered up emotional problems.
Meets his friend at Lunch, answers phone calls. thinks about how to tell then it was an accident her was drunk. but the laugh.
Ask him for a press conference,
Friend for lunch.
doesnt let friend in on how much he just fucked up his life.
friend all of a sudden clues in.
Thinks its hillarious.
Friend is funny.
Banters him about having no money-
asks the bartender for the most expensive champage and says its on his friend.
He freaks out.
its not funny. but its funny
his friend enjoys the hilarity--
boosts his wonderful famous friend up to teh people around him -- like isnt he a great guy!
such a true hero! cheers his champage-- other people do to..
he gets mad-- hang over is bad.
has a drink of champagne, asks how he can maybe get out if it.
his friend knows lawyer stuff- says he cant confirms hes screwed.
annoying news reportter lady finally gets him in for news.
and the chair of the chairty is all over the news telling evryone how amazing it is, and all the amazingly wonderful things that are going to happen.
how they will make a bronze sculpture and his name in everything.
His mom calls to congratulate him.
he takes his moms praise.
goes home. realizes all the other fucked up stuff he did.
gets upset.
GF calls. wants to meet up to make everything OK
says shes sorry, but took his credit card that night
and maxed it out!!!!!
bought herself a better diamond ring like she wnated.
SHEs a bitch. we dont like her. she ruiend him.
Story goes on to all the funny stuff he did that night. and then you reazlie he has some weird stuff from his past he hasnt dealt with.
a serious dark side.
a girl sends him a pic of his weiner, because he was jokingly on a web cam site.
its already on youtubesomeone sneds him the picture, and he thinks its some sicco sending him a pic of their weiner.
and he shows his funny friend at a lunch.
his friend is like no this is your weiner.
i know becuase thats the picture i got you for your birthday-
art hung in the wall--
its his weiner00
he freaks out.
searches youtube its all over the internet with his name.
and him talking to some girl. obviously hes crazy in the video-- but you cant tell hes wasted/
Makes a media friendzy
his ex GF breakus up with him again.
He doesnt tell her hes broke becaseu he actually likes her. but shes a fake piece of crap. who told him she wouldnt have his kids beucase she doesnt like his nose.
said shed have to think about it.
He doesnt really care becuase hes angry.
Then he starts freaking out becuase he actually doesnt have any money0
we find out he sold some of his assets for their wedding becasuse she loured him into getting her, her dream diamond ring.
it meant alot to him to get her the ring of her wildest dreams.
she got the craziest one. shes crazy. flash backs to their troubled fake life. and why he was so unhappy.
he kept trying to make her happy. and he didnt do anything for him.
he was going to the gym, fake nice to everyone. well to do. healthy proper, by the books. tries hard to make evryone happy and taken care of.
one day he walks by a girl collecting for the charity. and she thinks hes waving at her, to donate becuase shes asks him every day.
but hes waving at a taxi, or every day its something different-
kinda like groundhog day.
Shes a crazy witch Type person.
Funny--
then it goes to like a documentary type filming. where the camera is interviewing his friends and family.
The GF is like- he was no good- i always new he was up to something (the web cam stuff)
she makes up SOB stories.
we dont like her
Then it goes to his mom--- shes so proud he donated the money- she knew he would one day do such a wonderful thing.
His brother- tells us the truth. he fucked up. i dont blame him- hints at their rough childhood- cant beliebve he made it this far.
Then the friend- Wants to be there for him. knows it will be hard.
The crazy charity girl & Ceo of chairty---- we knew today was special (they have tarot cards and stuff-- and were nerdy pretending to predict that day-- that when they got up something magical was gonna happen-- like they wrote down his name ( its funny we kind of make fun of them -they wrote down (Mark on Muntle- whale- Tree farm) etx sort of gyberish- but they are sure its omens that it was going to happen.
then it goes to flash backs of him and his Dad.
baseball-- his dad teaching him. his dad getting sick.
his dad getting angry (his parents divorced)
his dad got sick
He gets depressed.
goes to now--- where his dad??
HIs dads in the hospital- has Alzherimers.
its depressing we wonder the point of life
we see his dads anger, his dads ups and downs, failures success.. his degeneration. and then a few years in the hospital nearly a vegetavble
and the fighting got worse before his dad got really sick.
He has deep regret.
Current life-- he seriously cant pay for anything and owes money on his credit card- his Ebay and amazon are shut down.
and he keeps getting weird suprises from that night that he had done-
send photos to an old friend-
messaged an old teacher
sent a crush letter to an old fling--- (NEW fling ;)
she hears the news about him--- she had a heart of gold. Still wants kids, never had any.
she owns a small Shopin NY
He needs money his funny friend suggests he sells stuff. He thinks about what he can sell. basoca;;u his life is just financed really high.
he doesnt work anymore he sold his company 0 to his brother-
and assosiates. company divided. had a law suit- brother is now sort of struggling-- he geos back to help him make the smaller company somewhere better again.
we go into brothers life- dad history- how brother took over the company and his older brother just kinda left him to it. younger brother coudlnt impress his dad the same.
but he remebers the baseball cards. its not somthing he wants to sell, he was saving them to pass down to his kids.
He doesnt have kids.
He finds himself at a funny little pawn shop
His baseball cards, are locked up in a safe.
We get lots of flashbacks to him and his dad picking the cards out together.
His dad is smart- and helps him pick the rookie cards- or the famous cards. his dad is lucky
The younger brother not quite as lucky- dad favours older brother a bit.
They bond with the cards - they hold high sentimental value.
The man goes into the pawn shop, and asks the young kid working how much he can get for a card. (card is worth thousands)
kid says $100 the man is like yeah.. come on i know it worth more.
Kid says yeah, but all I got is $100 bux. take it or leave it.
The man likes the kids strategy.
The kid sells- man just sell it on ebay.
the man gives him the card.
kid gives him $100 bux. starts celebrating.
Man i can get like $2000 buck for this cards!
Man has his hundred bux.
lady with the charity is outside bothering people.
But she comes up and worships him.
he thinks its funny.
she doesnt ask him for money- but make a public scene.
He sees his LADY friend walk around.
They decided to go for a lunch.
its romantic---- happy feel good000
She wants kids- he wants kids0
he spends his $100 on her, but hes really happy. and she buys something for him that he actually needed- sentmental-- like baseball tickets becuase she remebered how much he liked basebal..
so happy and cute.
he continues to sell off all of his baseball kids while making friends with the kid in the store-- maybe its her son??
The kid keeps the baseball cards.
The kid just works next to her store- has a funny relationship with both of of them.
They hang out together. play baseball.
Eventually the EX Wife, gets engaged to someone even more rich and famous and gives him back the ring.
Its worth 2 million.
He proposes to new GF with the ring.
Everything WOrks out :) happily ever after.
He learns to Let live.... and
visits his dad in the hospital.
brings the boy- and new GF
the dad has some kind of baseball memory.
its like a happy memory, the thing that had been lost. he was holding onto. A Confirmation that the dad will bring happy memories into the after life. says he was a good son. Says something from past memroies.
Sad it was gone.
Now finds it in his New romance.
Flash forward itno a year,
they have a baby
HEs running the charity-- with the funny CEO lady- the lady that works on the street his Top of cpmpany charity has tripled in size still non profit.
he lives in a nice house with his family--
his brother is doing better with the company-- he helps him rebuild it- flashes back to kids lives- theyre the same. Younger brother and him arent competing anymore.
Theyre just happy.
Ex wife something funny happens- like she has ugly kids with worse noses- the new hubby has an even worse noes- she has an even bigger ring- hes some funny husband guy- whos just showing her and the ring off.
The end.