2002-10-23 / / / / hmm a story? it could have worked, if i wasnt retarted

it is today.... wednesday? im thinking about work tonight and its making me sad, even tho it is just sitting on a chair and watching a couple movies for 3 hours. but i had to come home and get away from school so i could get ready for work and eat some dinner. im really tierd today after making myself buff last nite at the gym, most of my body is aching. I decided to not be affraid of the weight tranning part of the gym and I lifted some weights and i found i can lift quite a bit! it seems like i may have to go back and lift some more then i will be like superman.

I finannly got ahold of my friend kevin last night, I met him last year and we lost touch over the summer when he went home to sudbury, and we havent really talked since! whcih kinda sucks. but he moved into a new house kind of near the school,and hes still alive but very busy with school. i think were going to do something this week because i havent seen his new house yet.

tonight i hope is fun, my friend mickeys band is playing at the foundation, i also would like to go out and drink! I asked Maija and Jaqui to come, jacqui said she is definatly going to come, and maija said shed like to but she is busy i think, im not sure i forgot to ask before i left but, i will call her later on in the evening but yes. I think cat might come to, who knows. all i know is at 8pm im going and leving bartending class a little early, we usually just spend the last hour drinking anyways.

well I feel like writing a story beucase my life is kind of boring at the moment ok...

It was a rainy day in the little town of cheeseland, and mister soapy and mrs toothbrush were just about ready to go out on the town for some brunch.

they hopped in there clothmobile and headed for a little diner called showercap salad land. Mr soapy was extra soapy becuase of the rain, so mrs toothbrush mopped up the soap suds he was leaving everywhere.

"what are you going to eat?" mrs toothbrush asked

"Im having the hungry soaps bacteria caser foor salad." said mr soapy to mrs. toothbrush.

the weightress leaned over and saw the two were finished looking at the menues

"are you two ready to order?" she said

"I am"said Mrs Toothbrush, "m going to have the hungry soaps bacteria caser foot salad, and Mr soapy is going to have some toothpaste."

"toothpaste for mr. soapy?" the weightress looked puzzled, so she skratched her rubber ducky head grinned and waddled back to the kitchen.

"WHY DID YOU ORDER ME TOOTHPASTE YOU WEIRDO?" said mr. soapy

and mrs toothbrush smiled and said "because when i eat you i want it to taste good" she exclaimed in her sexy voice.

"what? youve gone mad."

"no i havent gone mad, just a little soft."

"but why?"

"beucase mr soapy. when i was mopping your suds off the floor i realized something. your getting thin, and soon i wont get a healthy meal out of you. so it must be now or never." mrs toothbrush said while staring deeply into mr. soapys eyes

"but i dont understand? why do you want my breakfast?"

"so when i eat you, i will eat your breakfast and you can eat it when you are floating in my stomach HAHAHA"

and mrs toothbrush reached her bristily head over to mr. soapy and ate him all up

YUUUUMMMMM she gurggled.

the end

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